My sweethearts’s legs are smooth today,
Usually they’re hairy.
She says it’s only natural
But I think they are scary.
In other regions feminine
The story’s just the same,
She says its only natural
And not a cause for shame.
Some go for a Brazilian
And some for even less;
She says she’ll stay a natural
As if I couldn’t guess.
Today the Reaper came to light
(Its loss was her excuse);
She said it isn’t natural
But put it to good use.
My sweethearts’s legs are smooth today
She’s looking quite sublime.
I think she’s supernatural
A woman in her prime.
© 2014 Geoff Mead
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